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Who ready for some football? A rundown of Week 9 action:
Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills
The lowdown: I love Kansas City: Arrowhead Stadium has one of the best fan experiences in football, the barbeque is like kissing God and my body is still recovering from a weekend at the Power and Light District in 2011.
HOWEVAH tap the brakes on the Chiefs fervor as the NFL best team. Kansas City has yet to beat a club with a winning record, and even under the game management perspective, Alex Smith hasn been particularly efficient (59.1 completion percentage, 81.1 QB rating). The Chiefs winning ways should continue on Sunday, as sore ribs could keep Thad Lewis on the sidelines, putting Tuel Time or Matt Flynn under center for Buffalo. Spiller ongoing high ankle sprain, I don see the Bills surmounting much of a charge against a KC defense surrendering a league low 12.3 points per game. Wholesale NFL Jerseys Simply be aware that this Kansas City squad is far from infallible.
In truth, Buffalo hasn been that bad this season, with four of its five losses coming by a touchdown or less. Head coach Doug Marrone has been impressive in his first year at the helm, and the Bills have the building blocks to be a playoff contender in 2014. Manuel is in the infirmary. Cheer up, Buffalo. You waited 14 years for a postseason berth. Spiller Ankle (Questionable)
Line: Kansas City 3, 40 points
Fantasy impact: Smith is a tempting play in Week 9 with six teams on bye and the KC QB facing a Bills defense that has allowed a league high 20 passing touchdowns. Though it not the worst of moves, Smith only has two passing scores in his last four outings, and his receiving corps has not been much assistance. Only start in deeper formats.
Minnesota Vikings at Dallas Cowboys
The lowdown: Can we get Adrian Peterson a serviceable field general before his prime is kaput? Watching AP work with the Ponder/Cassel/Freeman trifecta from QB hell is reminiscent of Mila Kunis dating Macaulay Culkin. Cat deserves better.
Minnesota quarterbacks have garnered the brunt of criticism for the squad 1 6 record, and that group certainly warrants condemnation. What has gone unscathed is the Vikings defense, odd since this detachment has been the catalyst for the team downfall. Harrison Smith injury and Antoine Winfield retirement have decimated the secondary, evidenced in the admission of 287.9 yards per contest (fourth worst in the NFL). The rush resistance hasn been much better, giving up 113.7 yards per game (21st). These figures make it easy to understand how the Vikings are allowing 32.1 points per outing, third worst in the league. If Minnesota hopes to salvage its season, its resistance will need to provide some semblance of hindrance.
It been a turbulent first half for the Cowboys. DeMarco Murray knee injuries reemerged, raising the question on the back long term outlook. Statistically speaking, the defense is the worst ranked unit in the league. Oh, and they coming off a loss in which, with a minute to go, they had a 99 percent chance of winning.
Not that the first eight games would be classified as a disaster. Dallas sits atop the downtrodden NFC East with a 4 4 record, Tony Romo has been one of the more proficient quarterbacks this campaign (277 yards per Cheap NFL Jerseys game, 18 touchdowns, five interceptions) and rookie wideout Terrance Williams is a fledgling star.
As for the Dez Bryant blow up is one of my pet peeves, right up there with marathoners who post stickers on cars and media personalities laughing at unfunny jokes on pre game sports shows. Yasiel Puig is chastised as a me first player for showing emotion, yet when Matt Carpenter displays the same sentiment, it because he and Not that I condemning someone like Carpenter celebrating, just that we becoming increasingly reliant on pre existing stereotypes to label every action or deed.
Keeping that rant in mind, can say I down with the, Tom Brady yells at his teammates, he inspiring them, but when Bryant does it, he selfish, discourse. You know what? Tom Brady CAN bark at his teammates without censure. Such clout is given to guys like Brady. Dude has five Super Bowl appearances. Dez has five babysitters keeping him out of trouble.
I not proclaiming that Bryant is a bad egg because of his reaction, yet he not blameless, either.
Tennessee Titans at St. Louis Rams
The lowdown: Following a 90 yard outing against the Chargers in Week 3, it been tough sledding for Chris Johnson, with the Tennessee back averaging a scant 28 yards in his last four outings. The Nashville faithful may doubt the merit of its backfield, yet Johnson hasn faced the easiest of slates in that span, as the Jets, Chiefs, Seahawks and Niners, the past four opponents for the Titans, are all top 10 defenses. Look for Johnson to get things back on track against a Rams front seven relinquishing 116 ground yards per game (23rd in the NFL) this weekend.
A glance at the Rams offensive personnel explains the lack of damage on the scoreboard, and Sam Bradford injury hasn helped this cause. What head scratching is St. Louis misfortunes on the other side of the ball. The Rams have a solid, engaging core in Robert Quinn, Chris Long, James Laurinaitis and Janoris Jenkins, yet the team ranks in the bottom third in most defensive categories. It hasn helped that the offense has occasionally put the D in compromising positions, but for St. Louis to stay above water in the second half, it imperative the Rams seal some of the gaping holes up front. The veteran wideout has been silent in October, yet that mostly a derivative of backup Ryan Fitzpatrick and an ailing Jake Locker under center rather than Washington personal struggles. For those looking for upside, Washington has been targeted at least eight times in four of the past five games, and Locker is inching closer to full strength. The Rams defense is not one that facilitates big fantasy days, but with six teams on bye, Washington is a good replacement play in Week 9.
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